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How to Scare a Programmer in 5 Words or Less

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How to scare a programmer in 5 words or less:

  1. Does it work in IE8?
  2. The client wants more changes.
  3. What happened to the DB?
  4. It works on my machine.
  5. It should be easy, right?
  6. That shouldn't take long.
  7. Just one more small change!
  8. Stack Overflow is down.
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