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Programmer: Someone who does precision guesswork...

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Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt (G200)

Next Level Premium Short Sleeve T-Shirt (NL3600)

Next Level Premium Fitted Short Sleeve V-Neck (NL3200)

Gildan Ladies' 100% Cotton T-Shirt (G200L)

Gildan Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt (G240)

Gildan Pullover Hoodie 8 oz. (G185)

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Programmer (noun)

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: miracle worker, magician.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review

The T was for my Navy grandson, so I can't get a picture. The T shirt was too big, my fault,
guess he is still an xl. Anyway, loved it and the saying was funny and perfect. Will always
order from you.