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What People Hear When I Say I'm a Software Developer...

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Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt (G200)

Next Level Premium Short Sleeve T-Shirt (NL3600)

Next Level Premium Fitted Short Sleeve V-Neck (NL3200)

Gildan Ladies' 100% Cotton T-Shirt (G200L)

Gildan Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt (G240)

Gildan Pullover Hoodie 8 oz. (G185)

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What I Say: I’m a software developer.

What People Hear: I can repair your computer, fix your internet, configure your printer, revive your phone, set up your email, build a billion-dollar app, and hack into any system. All for free. I am the IT god.

What I Mean: I can Google better that the average bear.

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