What People Hear When I Say I'm a Software Developer (Mug)

Also available as T-shirt, hoodie, and long sleeve here.

Click here for another version that says "I'm a computer science major".

What I Say: I’m a software developer.

What People Hear: I can repair your computer, fix your internet, configure your printer, revive your phone, set up your email, build a billion-dollar app, and hack into any system. All for free. I am the IT god.

What I Mean: I can Google better that the average bear.

11 & 15 oz. White Mug

  • High quality ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Microwave safe
  • White gloss 11 or 15 oz
  • Decorated with full wrap dye sublimation

20 oz. Stainless Steel Water Bottle

  • 20 oz stainless steel bottle with screw top
  • Eco friendly alternative to plastic
  • Product dimensions: 7.4 x 7.4 x 2.8 (h x w x d) / 9.1 (circ.) inches
  • Includes carabiner
  • Wash by hand

White Travel Mug

  • 14 oz. stainless steel construction
  • Friction lid , swivel spout, and comfort handle
  • Hand wash is recommended
  • Do not microwave
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 6.2 x 3.375 (h x w x d) / 10.6 (circ.) inches